[{"id":1,"text":"Khualalalalalalalalalumpur tu du du du du du du du dudou…","year":2015,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:06.114Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:06.114Z","authors":[{"id":1,"citationId":1,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:06.151Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:06.151Z"}]},{"id":2,"text":"Mais elle est enceinte ou c’est son cul ?","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:06.518Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:06.518Z","authors":[{"id":2,"citationId":2,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:06.525Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:06.525Z"}]},{"id":3,"text":"Nan, moi je dis, elle est suce-pète.","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:06.893Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:06.893Z","authors":[{"id":3,"citationId":3,"authorName":"Pierre *Brand*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:06.900Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:06.900Z"}]},{"id":4,"text":"Putain mais non j’étais en train de le mettre, deux secondes !","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:07.278Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:07.278Z","authors":[{"id":4,"citationId":4,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:07.282Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:07.282Z"}]},{"id":5,"text":"Je sais pas où t’es, mais j’te couvre !","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:07.739Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:07.739Z","authors":[{"id":5,"citationId":5,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:07.744Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:07.744Z"}]},{"id":6,"text":"Si quelqu’un est intéressé, je suis dans le placard…","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:08.135Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:08.135Z","authors":[{"id":6,"citationId":6,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:08.141Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:08.141Z"}]},{"id":7,"text":"Il ne s’agit pas de passer pour des gros cons, mais de l’être vraiment.","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:08.682Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:08.682Z","authors":[{"id":7,"citationId":7,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:08.688Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:08.688Z"}]},{"id":8,"text":"Attends, ne tue pas les blancs s’il te plaît.","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:09.069Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:09.069Z","authors":[{"id":8,"citationId":8,"authorName":"Pierre *Brand*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:09.074Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:09.074Z"}]},{"id":9,"text":"Pitié, pitié, ne le notez pas !","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:09.448Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:09.448Z","authors":[{"id":9,"citationId":9,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:09.453Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:09.453Z"}]},{"id":10,"text":"Pierre, tu me fais du bien…","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:09.818Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:09.818Z","authors":[{"id":10,"citationId":10,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:09.825Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:09.825Z"}]},{"id":11,"text":"Moi, j’aime bien parler dessin.","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:10.188Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:10.188Z","authors":[{"id":11,"citationId":11,"authorName":"Pierre *Brand*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:10.195Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:10.195Z"}]},{"id":12,"text":"Nan mais quelle chienne celle-là, elle essaie de se taper les tout-petits !","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:10.557Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:10.557Z","authors":[{"id":12,"citationId":12,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:10.561Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:10.561Z"}]},{"id":13,"text":"ELLE VIENT CETTE CHIENNE ?","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:10.923Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:10.923Z","authors":[{"id":13,"citationId":13,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:10.928Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:10.928Z"}]},{"id":14,"text":"Vas-y quand elle arrive je fais “WAAAAAaaaah”, comme ça.","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:11.283Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:11.283Z","authors":[{"id":14,"citationId":14,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:11.288Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:11.288Z"}]},{"id":15,"text":"Circonflexe circonflexe.","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:11.658Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:11.658Z","authors":[{"id":15,"citationId":15,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:11.663Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:11.663Z"}]},{"id":16,"text":"S’il y a un problème, on saute !","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:12.023Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:12.023Z","authors":[{"id":16,"citationId":16,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:12.029Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:12.029Z"}]},{"id":17,"text":"Vas-y ! Entre ! Entre ! Entre !","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:12.398Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:12.398Z","authors":[{"id":17,"citationId":17,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:12.403Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:12.403Z"}]},{"id":18,"text":"’Tain, j’v’ais dire “Bonjour”, tu vas le mettre en citation. Nan ! nan ! nan ! Ne l’met pas en citation !","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:12.782Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:12.782Z","authors":[{"id":18,"citationId":18,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:12.788Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:12.788Z"}]},{"id":19,"text":"Il m’a pris et m’a envoyé en l’air.","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:13.177Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:13.177Z","authors":[{"id":19,"citationId":19,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:13.182Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:13.182Z"}]},{"id":20,"text":"Ça c’est juste sexiste, ça, c’est rien…","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:13.553Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:13.553Z","authors":[{"id":20,"citationId":20,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:13.558Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:13.558Z"}]},{"id":21,"text":"Quand elle fait de la merde, je la frappe pour qu’elle arrête.","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:13.943Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:13.943Z","authors":[{"id":21,"citationId":21,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:13.949Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:13.949Z"}]},{"id":22,"text":"Je suis sûr que vous attendiez la prochaine… MERDE JE L’AI DIT ! Aïe je me suis fait mal.","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:14.322Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:14.322Z","authors":[{"id":22,"citationId":22,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:14.327Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:14.327Z"}]},{"id":23,"text":"Non, non ! On se calme ! NON NON J’ENTENDS UN CLAVIER ! NOOOOONNNNN !","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:14.698Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:14.698Z","authors":[{"id":23,"citationId":23,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:14.702Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:14.702Z"}]},{"id":24,"text":"Zbob.","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:15.067Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:15.067Z","authors":[{"id":24,"citationId":24,"authorName":"La TTT","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:15.072Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:15.072Z"}]},{"id":25,"text":"Ah il m’a touché ! Il me touche bien le salaud !","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:15.437Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:15.437Z","authors":[{"id":25,"citationId":25,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:15.442Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:15.442Z"}]},{"id":26,"text":"J’aime quand on me pompe l’air.","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:15.827Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:15.827Z","authors":[{"id":26,"citationId":26,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:15.832Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:15.832Z"}]},{"id":27,"text":"Oh nan, on a un phallus dans cette plaine…","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:16.353Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:16.353Z","authors":[{"id":27,"citationId":27,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:16.357Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:16.357Z"}]},{"id":28,"text":"Mais j’aime pas la police, c’est trop gros, ça pète les yeux.","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:16.732Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:16.732Z","authors":[{"id":28,"citationId":28,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:16.736Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:16.736Z"}]},{"id":29,"text":"Il est où Pierre ? J’espère qu’il reproduit pas les animaux…","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:17.114Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:17.114Z","authors":[{"id":29,"citationId":29,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:17.119Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:17.119Z"}]},{"id":30,"text":"J’espère qu’elle te plaît, de toute façon t’auras pas le choix.","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:17.503Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:17.503Z","authors":[{"id":30,"citationId":30,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:17.508Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:17.508Z"}]},{"id":31,"text":"Là, la partie était chaude.","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:18.108Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:18.108Z","authors":[{"id":31,"citationId":31,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:18.112Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:18.112Z"}]},{"id":32,"text":"TU LE VIOLES LE BLÉ ! TU LE VIOLES ! TU SAUTES DESSUS !","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:18.488Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:18.488Z","authors":[{"id":32,"citationId":32,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:18.492Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:18.492Z"}]},{"id":33,"text":"Je suis trop chaud maintenant quand je suis devant la poubelle.","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:18.867Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:18.867Z","authors":[{"id":33,"citationId":33,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:18.872Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:18.872Z"}]},{"id":34,"text":"Moi aussi je t’aime, Nathan.","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:19.242Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:19.242Z","authors":[{"id":34,"citationId":34,"authorName":"Pierre *Brand*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:19.248Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:19.248Z"}]},{"id":35,"text":"Or, je préfère quand tu ne respires pas.","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:19.632Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:19.632Z","authors":[{"id":35,"citationId":35,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:19.642Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:19.642Z"}]},{"id":36,"text":"Vas-y, patate-moi !","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:20.022Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:20.022Z","authors":[{"id":36,"citationId":36,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:20.028Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:20.028Z"}]},{"id":37,"text":"VAS-Y, MEURS ! MEURS !","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:20.407Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:20.407Z","authors":[{"id":37,"citationId":37,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:20.412Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:20.412Z"}]},{"id":38,"text":"Je suis la référence pour les “génération Goldman”.","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:20.787Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:20.787Z","authors":[{"id":38,"citationId":38,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:20.793Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:20.793Z"}]},{"id":39,"text":"Gné hé hé… J’ENTENDS UN CLAVIER ! PIERRE BRAND, TOI AUSSI JE T’ENTENDS !","year":2016,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:21.174Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:21.174Z","authors":[{"id":39,"citationId":39,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:21.179Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:21.179Z"}]},{"id":40,"text":"J’aime pas quand c’est des grandes bandes.","year":2017,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:21.567Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:21.567Z","authors":[{"id":40,"citationId":40,"authorName":"Pierre *Brand*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:21.574Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:21.574Z"}]},{"id":41,"text":"Ce n’est jamais assez dégueulasse.\n— Surtout avec moi.","year":2017,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:21.962Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:21.962Z","authors":[{"id":41,"citationId":41,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:21.968Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:21.968Z"},{"id":42,"citationId":41,"authorName":"Pierre *Brand*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:21.968Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:21.968Z"}]},{"id":42,"text":"Oh il neige !\n— Nan mais désactive la neige s’il te plaît.\n— Nan mais il neige dans la vraie vie…","year":2017,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:22.363Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:22.363Z","authors":[{"id":44,"citationId":42,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:22.370Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:22.370Z"},{"id":43,"citationId":42,"authorName":"Pierre *Brand*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:22.369Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:22.369Z"}]},{"id":43,"text":"On ne peut pas créer les trous : ils existent déjà.","year":2017,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:22.762Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:22.762Z","authors":[{"id":45,"citationId":43,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:22.777Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:22.777Z"}]},{"id":44,"text":"N’oubliez pas que cette map doit être minable.","year":2017,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:23.163Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:23.163Z","authors":[{"id":46,"citationId":44,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:23.169Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:23.169Z"}]},{"id":45,"text":"J’aime la violence.\n— Hummm, moi aussi.","year":2017,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:23.543Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:23.543Z","authors":[{"id":48,"citationId":45,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:23.549Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:23.549Z"},{"id":47,"citationId":45,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:23.549Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:23.549Z"}]},{"id":46,"text":"En gros ça va pour une première fois.","year":2017,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:23.943Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:23.943Z","authors":[{"id":49,"citationId":46,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:23.947Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:23.947Z"}]},{"id":47,"text":"Ne pas en faire une citation.","year":2017,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:24.328Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:24.328Z","authors":[{"id":50,"citationId":47,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:24.333Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:24.333Z"}]},{"id":48,"text":"Julien, éternel répondeur. Il n’est que l’ombre de lui-même sur cette conv’.","year":2017,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:24.722Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:24.722Z","authors":[{"id":51,"citationId":48,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:24.726Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:24.726Z"}]},{"id":49,"text":"On l’invite et on le fait sauter.","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:25.108Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:25.108Z","authors":[{"id":52,"citationId":49,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:25.112Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:25.112Z"}]},{"id":50,"text":"Connexion : Bouillarguaise / 20.","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:25.502Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:25.502Z","authors":[{"id":53,"citationId":50,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:25.508Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:25.508Z"}]},{"id":51,"text":"Tue-les, ça leur fera pas de mal !","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:25.898Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:25.898Z","authors":[{"id":54,"citationId":51,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:25.904Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:25.904Z"}]},{"id":52,"text":"Si tu trouves des strings donne les moi steuplait.","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:26.288Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:26.288Z","authors":[{"id":55,"citationId":52,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:26.295Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:26.295Z"}]},{"id":53,"text":"Ne vendons pas l’ours avant d’en avoir tué la peau.","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:26.682Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:26.682Z","authors":[{"id":56,"citationId":53,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:26.687Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:26.687Z"}]},{"id":54,"text":"C’est simple, faut juste se mettre dans un coin… et espérer que ce soit le bon coin.","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:27.078Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:27.078Z","authors":[{"id":57,"citationId":54,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:27.082Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:27.082Z"}]},{"id":55,"text":"Droite, gauche, demi-tour !","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:27.462Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:27.462Z","authors":[{"id":58,"citationId":55,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:27.467Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:27.467Z"}]},{"id":56,"text":"Allez-y, enlevez vos vêtements.\n— Ah, bah j’avais déjà enlevé mon pantalon.","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:27.842Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:27.842Z","authors":[{"id":59,"citationId":56,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:27.846Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:27.846Z"},{"id":60,"citationId":56,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:27.847Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:27.847Z"}]},{"id":57,"text":"Si tu m’entends parler dans le vide, c’est que je parle à Pierre.","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:28.227Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:28.227Z","authors":[{"id":61,"citationId":57,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:28.234Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:28.234Z"}]},{"id":58,"text":"J’ai des prédispositions naturelles pour dire de la merde.","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:28.623Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:28.623Z","authors":[{"id":62,"citationId":58,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:28.627Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:28.627Z"}]},{"id":59,"text":"On a fait le serment de ne noter que la merde involontaire.","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:29.003Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:29.003Z","authors":[{"id":63,"citationId":59,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:29.010Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:29.010Z"}]},{"id":60,"text":"On bouge pas et puis on s’nique en même temps.","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:29.392Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:29.392Z","authors":[{"id":64,"citationId":60,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:29.397Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:29.397Z"}]},{"id":61,"text":"Aaah ! Je crois qu’on veut me prendre !","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:29.852Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:29.852Z","authors":[{"id":65,"citationId":61,"authorName":"Pierre *Brand*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:29.859Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:29.859Z"}]},{"id":62,"text":"Aaah ! J’ai été pris !","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:30.242Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:30.242Z","authors":[{"id":66,"citationId":62,"authorName":"Pierre *Brand*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:30.246Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:30.246Z"}]},{"id":63,"text":"J’ai trois jaunes au cul, là !","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:30.627Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:30.627Z","authors":[{"id":67,"citationId":63,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:30.633Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:30.633Z"}]},{"id":64,"text":"Moi je dis : “Gneeeeuh !”","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:31.007Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:31.007Z","authors":[{"id":68,"citationId":64,"authorName":"Pierre *Brand*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:31.012Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:31.012Z"}]},{"id":65,"text":"Non, Pierre, tu n’auras pas mon bébé !","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:31.402Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:31.402Z","authors":[{"id":69,"citationId":65,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:31.409Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:31.409Z"}]},{"id":66,"text":"Il va bientôt être demain.\n— Mais ça sera quand même aujourd’hui.","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:31.782Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:31.782Z","authors":[{"id":71,"citationId":66,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:31.788Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:31.788Z"},{"id":70,"citationId":66,"authorName":"Pierre *Brand*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:31.788Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:31.788Z"}]},{"id":67,"text":"Au fond de nous, on glisse tous un peu tous les jours.","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:32.188Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:32.188Z","authors":[{"id":72,"citationId":67,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:32.193Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:32.193Z"}]},{"id":68,"text":"Bonne nuit, ça va chier !","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:32.588Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:32.588Z","authors":[{"id":73,"citationId":68,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:32.594Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:32.594Z"}]},{"id":69,"text":"Noen norsk?","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:32.983Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:32.983Z","authors":[{"id":74,"citationId":69,"authorName":"La TTT","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:32.989Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:32.989Z"}]},{"id":70,"text":"C’est l’heure de payer la gabelle !","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:33.403Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:33.403Z","authors":[{"id":75,"citationId":70,"authorName":"La TTT","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:33.410Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:33.410Z"}]},{"id":71,"text":"Pierre qui roule…\n— Ta gueule.","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:33.788Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:33.788Z","authors":[{"id":76,"citationId":71,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:33.793Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:33.793Z"},{"id":77,"citationId":71,"authorName":"Pierre *Brand*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:33.793Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:33.793Z"}]},{"id":72,"text":"Du coup si je le tue, il sera mort.","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:34.177Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:34.177Z","authors":[{"id":78,"citationId":72,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:34.181Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:34.181Z"}]},{"id":73,"text":"Je passe ma vie à mourir !","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:34.598Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:34.598Z","authors":[{"id":79,"citationId":73,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:34.604Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:34.604Z"}]},{"id":74,"text":"J’agrée.","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:34.997Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:34.997Z","authors":[{"id":80,"citationId":74,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:35.007Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:35.007Z"}]},{"id":75,"text":"Budapest qui est la capitale de ?…\n— Ta gueule.","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:35.388Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:35.388Z","authors":[{"id":81,"citationId":75,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:35.393Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:35.393Z"},{"id":82,"citationId":75,"authorName":"Pierre *Brand*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:35.393Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:35.393Z"}]},{"id":76,"text":"L’oral se passe de mère en fille.","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:35.762Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:35.762Z","authors":[{"id":83,"citationId":76,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:35.766Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:35.766Z"},{"id":84,"citationId":76,"authorName":"Le reste de la TTT","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:35.766Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:35.766Z"},{"id":85,"citationId":76,"authorName":"ᴅᴀɴꜱ ᴜɴ ꜱɪʟᴇɴᴄᴇ ɢᴇ̂ɴᴇ́","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:35.767Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:35.767Z"}]},{"id":77,"text":"Au revoir.","year":1981,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:36.134Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:36.134Z","authors":[{"id":86,"citationId":77,"authorName":"Valéry Gɪꜱᴄᴀʀᴅ ᴅ'Eꜱᴛᴀɪɴɢ","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:36.139Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:36.139Z"}]},{"id":78,"text":"J’ai rien compris, ni de toi, ni de moi.","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:36.512Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:36.512Z","authors":[{"id":87,"citationId":78,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:36.519Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:36.519Z"}]},{"id":79,"text":"Ça sauve la vie de ne pas mourir.","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:36.900Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:36.900Z","authors":[{"id":88,"citationId":79,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:36.904Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:36.904Z"}]},{"id":80,"text":"Allez-y, faites un deuxième bébé.","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:37.278Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:37.278Z","authors":[{"id":89,"citationId":80,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:37.283Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:37.283Z"}]},{"id":81,"text":"Là d’où je viens, on offre des pousses d’arbre pour inciter les autres à parler plus fort dans leur micro.","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:37.642Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:37.642Z","authors":[{"id":90,"citationId":81,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*, _en offrant une pousse d’arbre à Pierre *Brand*_","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:37.648Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:37.648Z"}]},{"id":82,"text":"J’aimerais bien avoir le tampon de Liberman.","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:38.017Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:38.017Z","authors":[{"id":91,"citationId":82,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:38.023Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:38.023Z"}]},{"id":83,"text":"Ce n’est que moi qui meurs !","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:38.382Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:38.382Z","authors":[{"id":92,"citationId":83,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:38.388Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:38.388Z"}]},{"id":84,"text":"Je lui ai dit essaie, au pire il foutra le feu.","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:38.768Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:38.768Z","authors":[{"id":93,"citationId":84,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:38.774Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:38.774Z"}]},{"id":85,"text":"Buque.","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:39.142Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:39.142Z","authors":[{"id":94,"citationId":85,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:39.147Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:39.147Z"}]},{"id":86,"text":"Ça pimente la vie, la mort.","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:39.518Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:39.518Z","authors":[{"id":95,"citationId":86,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:39.524Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:39.524Z"}]},{"id":87,"text":"Regarde ce que j’ai trouvé en faisant de la pêche : un string ! Je sais pas à quoi ça pourra servir mais bon…","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:39.893Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:39.893Z","authors":[{"id":96,"citationId":87,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:39.898Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:39.898Z"}]},{"id":88,"text":"Il faut être sobre pour envoyer des missiles.","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:40.262Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:40.262Z","authors":[{"id":97,"citationId":88,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:40.273Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:40.273Z"}]},{"id":89,"text":"La paix en fait c’est paisible.","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:40.633Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:40.633Z","authors":[{"id":98,"citationId":89,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:40.637Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:40.637Z"}]},{"id":90,"text":"Nan j’suis pas en pantalon, j’suis en short !","year":2012,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:41.002Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:41.002Z","authors":[{"id":99,"citationId":90,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*, _après un rire infâme_","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:41.009Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:41.009Z"}]},{"id":91,"text":"Ça ma tout l’air d’un piège à con… Tant pis, j’y fonce quand même.","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:41.713Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:41.713Z","authors":[{"id":100,"citationId":91,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:41.721Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:41.721Z"}]},{"id":92,"text":"Ah, regardez avec qui on est !… Une poule.","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:42.132Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:42.132Z","authors":[{"id":101,"citationId":92,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:42.138Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:42.138Z"}]},{"id":93,"text":"Je suis mort parce qu’il ma tué.","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:42.507Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:42.507Z","authors":[{"id":102,"citationId":93,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:42.512Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:42.512Z"}]},{"id":94,"text":"On est deux, moi et mon épée !","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:42.892Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:42.892Z","authors":[{"id":103,"citationId":94,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:42.898Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:42.898Z"}]},{"id":95,"text":"C’est important d’avoir un pantalon.","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:43.268Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:43.268Z","authors":[{"id":104,"citationId":95,"authorName":"Pierre *Brand*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:43.272Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:43.272Z"}]},{"id":96,"text":"Pierre qui lague n’amasse pas mousse.","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:43.663Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:43.663Z","authors":[{"id":105,"citationId":96,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:43.669Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:43.669Z"}]},{"id":97,"text":"Les femmes, les enfants et Nathan d’abord !","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:44.032Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:44.032Z","authors":[{"id":106,"citationId":97,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:44.036Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:44.036Z"}]},{"id":98,"text":"Je laguais déjà que tu chiais dans des couches","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:44.422Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:44.422Z","authors":[{"id":107,"citationId":98,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:44.427Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:44.427Z"}]},{"id":99,"text":"Il est temps d’aller se faire coucher.","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:44.807Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:44.807Z","authors":[{"id":108,"citationId":99,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:44.812Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:44.812Z"}]},{"id":100,"text":"Je ne suis *pas* comique. Les citations sont là pour le prouver.","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:45.187Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:45.187Z","authors":[{"id":109,"citationId":100,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:45.193Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:45.193Z"}]},{"id":101,"text":"Vive les cisailles, vive la France.","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:45.577Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:45.577Z","authors":[{"id":110,"citationId":101,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:45.581Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:45.581Z"}]},{"id":102,"text":"No hacks, just lags.","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:45.963Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:45.963Z","authors":[{"id":111,"citationId":102,"authorName":"Pierre *Brand*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:45.968Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:45.968Z"}]},{"id":103,"text":"Il a des occupations de mate.","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:46.357Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:46.357Z","authors":[{"id":112,"citationId":103,"authorName":"Pierre *Brand*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:46.362Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:46.362Z"}]},{"id":104,"text":"J’ai survécu grâce à ma lâcheté.","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:46.743Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:46.743Z","authors":[{"id":113,"citationId":104,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:46.748Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:46.748Z"}]},{"id":105,"text":"Ils ne comprennent pas que pour survivre ils ne doivent pas mourir.","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:47.143Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:47.143Z","authors":[{"id":114,"citationId":105,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:47.148Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:47.148Z"}]},{"id":106,"text":"De suberbes citations vous attendent !","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:47.538Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:47.538Z","authors":[{"id":115,"citationId":106,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:47.544Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:47.544Z"}]},{"id":107,"text":"Ah, je la connais elle, c’est une casse-couille, elle vient dès le début à chaque fois.\n— Elle fait comme nous en fait…","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:47.932Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:47.932Z","authors":[{"id":117,"citationId":107,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:47.937Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:47.937Z"},{"id":116,"citationId":107,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:47.937Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:47.937Z"}]},{"id":108,"text":"Un bon barbare est un barbare bombardé.","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:48.538Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:48.538Z","authors":[{"id":118,"citationId":108,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:48.541Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:48.541Z"}]},{"id":109,"text":"Donne deux !","year":2018,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:48.938Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:48.938Z","authors":[{"id":119,"citationId":109,"authorName":"Pierre *Brand*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:48.942Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:48.942Z"}]},{"id":110,"text":"La failli a partie commencer.","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:49.428Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:49.428Z","authors":[{"id":120,"citationId":110,"authorName":"Pierre *Brand*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:49.432Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:49.432Z"}]},{"id":111,"text":"C’est une petite victoire, mais une *grosse*. Merci à vous.","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:49.847Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:49.847Z","authors":[{"id":121,"citationId":111,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:49.854Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:49.854Z"}]},{"id":112,"text":"_Apparitum Lepenus_ !","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:50.247Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:50.247Z","authors":[{"id":123,"citationId":112,"authorName":"*apparaîssant*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:50.252Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:50.252Z"},{"id":124,"citationId":112,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:50.252Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:50.252Z"},{"id":122,"citationId":112,"authorName":"Pierre *Brand*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:50.252Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:50.252Z"}]},{"id":113,"text":"Je suis un magicien !","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:50.632Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:50.632Z","authors":[{"id":125,"citationId":113,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:50.636Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:50.636Z"}]},{"id":114,"text":"Ça va, t’étais pas loin derrière un gars qui a perdu…","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:51.017Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:51.017Z","authors":[{"id":126,"citationId":114,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:51.021Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:51.021Z"}]},{"id":115,"text":"C’est MA chaise, payée par MES impôts !","year":2014,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:51.398Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:51.398Z","authors":[{"id":127,"citationId":115,"authorName":"L. Lɪʙᴇʀᴍᴀɴ","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:51.404Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:51.404Z"}]},{"id":116,"text":"Pierre, tu es un vélo d’appartement.","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:51.802Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:51.802Z","authors":[{"id":128,"citationId":116,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:51.806Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:51.806Z"}]},{"id":117,"text":"C’est plus de l’ASMR, c’est une pub Kelloggs.","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:52.193Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:52.193Z","authors":[{"id":129,"citationId":117,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:52.197Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:52.197Z"}]},{"id":118,"text":"It’s Poichigeon Time!","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:52.582Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:52.582Z","authors":[{"id":130,"citationId":118,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:52.586Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:52.586Z"}]},{"id":119,"text":"Oui, ownership, parce que honor, moi… j’en ai pas","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:52.967Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:52.967Z","authors":[{"id":131,"citationId":119,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:52.973Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:52.973Z"}]},{"id":120,"text":"Ah, mais pourquoi le sol il me tue ?… Y’a même pas de sol ! Ah, mais, c’est peut-être pour ça que ça me tue…","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:53.358Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:53.358Z","authors":[{"id":132,"citationId":120,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:53.362Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:53.362Z"}]},{"id":121,"text":"Ça va être affreux mais c’est temporaire.","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:53.758Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:53.758Z","authors":[{"id":133,"citationId":121,"authorName":"Pierre *Brand*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:53.762Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:53.762Z"}]},{"id":122,"text":"J’aime faire des trucs qui me brûlent le cul, c’est excessivement drôle.","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:54.137Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:54.137Z","authors":[{"id":134,"citationId":122,"authorName":"Pierre *Brand*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:54.142Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:54.142Z"}]},{"id":123,"text":"Ça s’arrête quand c’est fini.","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:54.527Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:54.527Z","authors":[{"id":135,"citationId":123,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:54.533Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:54.533Z"}]},{"id":124,"text":"Vite, à mes pieds !","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:54.922Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:54.922Z","authors":[{"id":136,"citationId":124,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:54.928Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:54.928Z"}]},{"id":125,"text":"You guys scare me.","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:55.317Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:55.317Z","authors":[{"id":137,"citationId":125,"authorName":"MalinGreenleaf","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:55.321Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:55.321Z"}]},{"id":126,"text":"Oh non… Je suis en train… De me faire… Violosser !","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:55.703Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:55.703Z","authors":[{"id":138,"citationId":126,"authorName":"Pierre *Brand*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:55.708Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:55.708Z"}]},{"id":127,"text":"OMG! Is that the real TTT clan?!","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:56.102Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:56.102Z","authors":[{"id":139,"citationId":127,"authorName":"ZPug","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:56.109Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:56.109Z"}]},{"id":128,"text":"So, you know us?\n— Who doesn’t?","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:56.483Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:56.483Z","authors":[{"id":141,"citationId":128,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:56.490Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:56.490Z"},{"id":140,"citationId":128,"authorName":"ZPug","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:56.490Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:56.490Z"}]},{"id":129,"text":"La guerre, c’est dangereux.","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:56.878Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:56.878Z","authors":[{"id":142,"citationId":129,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:56.884Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:56.884Z"}]},{"id":130,"text":"On ne dit pas “la Marianne”. On dit simplement “Marianne”. Est-ce que l’on dit “le Colin” ?","year":2014,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:57.258Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:57.258Z","authors":[{"id":143,"citationId":130,"authorName":"L. *Liberman*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:57.264Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:57.264Z"}]},{"id":131,"text":"Ah, il va passer ! Nan, il est passé ! Ah c’est bon il est pas passé ! Ah nan, je vais y passer !","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:57.663Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:57.663Z","authors":[{"id":144,"citationId":131,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:57.668Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:57.668Z"}]},{"id":132,"text":"C’est une intervention du GIGN !\n— Oui, mais c’est eux le GIGN…","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:58.047Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:58.047Z","authors":[{"id":146,"citationId":132,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:58.053Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:58.053Z"},{"id":145,"citationId":132,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:58.053Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:58.053Z"}]},{"id":133,"text":"J’ai utilisé tout mon style pour les six prochains mois, la prochaine action classe c’est en avril 2020","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:58.459Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:58.459Z","authors":[{"id":147,"citationId":133,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:58.464Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:58.464Z"}]},{"id":134,"text":"Je vous demande de vous arrêter !","year":1995,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:58.863Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:58.863Z","authors":[{"id":148,"citationId":134,"authorName":"Édouard *Balladur*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:58.867Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:58.867Z"}]},{"id":135,"text":"Pourquoi pas ? Ah si je sais pourquoi pas. ","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:59.247Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:59.247Z","authors":[{"id":149,"citationId":135,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:59.253Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:59.253Z"}]},{"id":136,"text":"Na na na","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:59.637Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:59.637Z","authors":[{"id":150,"citationId":136,"authorName":"Ahmet Serhat *Hacıpaşalıoğlu*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:59.641Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:43:59.641Z"}]},{"id":137,"text":"Tu as claqué la porte, mais j’ai déjà la clef\nSi le diable t’emporte, il pourra te garder\nTu m’as coupé le courant, j’ai rebranché ma prise\nMes amis, maintenant, il faut que je vous dise :\n\nJe m’adore, oui, je m’adore\nElle ne m’aime plus, moi, je m’adore\nJe suis l’plus beau, je suis l’plus fort\nElle m’a quitté, j’en ris encore\n\nJe m’adore, oui, je m’adore\nJ’aime mon humour et mon corps\nJe me suffis et je l’avoue\nElle est partie et je m’en fous,\nVous, mes amis, pardonnez-moi,\nMais, je m’adore !\n\nComme on dit, on est mieux seul que mal accompagné\nTu verras plus sa gueule, c’est toi qui as tout gagné\nElle croyait m’avoir tué, mais tu es bien vivant\nMes amis, vous connaissez mon refrain maintenant\n\nJe m’adore, oui, je m’adore\nElle ne m’aime plus, moi, je m’adore\nJe suis l’plus beau, je suis l’plus fort\nElle m’a quitté, j’en ris encore\nJe m’adore, oui, je m’adore\nJ’aime mon humour et mon corps\nJe me suffis et je l’avoue\nElle est partie et je m’en fous\n\nJe m’adore, oui, je m’adore\nElle ne m’aime plus, moi, je m’adore\nJe suis l’plus beau, je suis l’plus fort\nElle m’a quitté, j’en ris encore\nJe m’adore, oui, je m’adore\nJ’aime mon humour et mon corps\nJe me suffis et je l’avoue\nElle est partie et je m’en fous\n\nTu t’adores, oui, tu t’adores,\nElle ne t’aime plus, toi, tu t’adores\nTu es l’plus beau, tu es l’plus fort\nElle t’a quitté, tu ris encore\n\nTu t’adores, oui, tu t’adores\nTu aimes ton humour et ton corps\nTu te suffis et tu l’avoues\nElle est partie et tu t’en fous\n\nVous, mes amis pardonnez-moi,\nMais, je m’adore !\n\nOh, oui, je m’adore !\nJe m’adore !\nEt vous aussi, je vous adore…","year":2014,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:00.177Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:00.177Z","authors":[{"id":151,"citationId":137,"authorName":"Ahmet Serhat *Hacıpaşalıoğlu*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:00.187Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:00.187Z"}]},{"id":138,"text":"Les génocides c’est pas très bien mais parfois quand même…","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:00.643Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:00.643Z","authors":[{"id":152,"citationId":138,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:00.648Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:00.648Z"}]},{"id":139,"text":"Venez, on lui passe tous dessus !","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:01.018Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:01.018Z","authors":[{"id":153,"citationId":139,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:01.025Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:01.025Z"}]},{"id":140,"text":"On a un atout majeur : notre tête de lit.","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:01.417Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:01.417Z","authors":[{"id":154,"citationId":140,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:01.421Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:01.421Z"}]},{"id":141,"text":"Il faudrait que j’apprenne à faire un bruit de klaxon quand même, moi.","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:01.822Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:01.822Z","authors":[{"id":155,"citationId":141,"authorName":"Pierre *Brand*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:01.829Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:01.829Z"}]},{"id":142,"text":"Ah, je vibre, ça m’énerve !","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:02.219Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:02.219Z","authors":[{"id":156,"citationId":142,"authorName":"Romain *Texier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:02.224Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:02.224Z"}]},{"id":143,"text":"T’es pas euphorique, t’es juste con.","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:02.622Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:02.622Z","authors":[{"id":157,"citationId":143,"authorName":"Le Vengeur Masqué","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:02.628Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:02.628Z"}]},{"id":144,"text":"Je vais faire un truc que j’ai pas fait depuis longtemps, je vais chevaucher Édouard Balladur.","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:03.008Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:03.008Z","authors":[{"id":158,"citationId":144,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:03.013Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:03.013Z"}]},{"id":145,"text":"D’où venez-vous, bande de gnous ?","year":2020,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:03.393Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:03.393Z","authors":[{"id":159,"citationId":145,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:03.399Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:03.399Z"}]},{"id":146,"text":"On s’encastre.","year":2020,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:03.933Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:03.933Z","authors":[{"id":160,"citationId":146,"authorName":"Pierre *Brand*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:03.937Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:03.937Z"}]},{"id":147,"text":"Tu fais un très mauvais pot de fleur, Billy.","year":2020,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:04.312Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:04.312Z","authors":[{"id":161,"citationId":147,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:04.317Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:04.317Z"}]},{"id":148,"text":"C’est un gangbang religieux.","year":2020,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:04.698Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:04.698Z","authors":[{"id":162,"citationId":148,"authorName":"Pierre *Brand*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:04.705Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:04.705Z"}]},{"id":149,"text":"Moi aussi je peux t’enflummer !","year":2020,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:05.097Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:05.097Z","authors":[{"id":163,"citationId":149,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:05.104Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:05.104Z"}]},{"id":150,"text":"Planque-toi, plancton !","year":2020,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:05.468Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:05.468Z","authors":[{"id":164,"citationId":150,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:05.473Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:05.473Z"}]},{"id":151,"text":"À nous trois, on fait un plancher.","year":2020,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:05.853Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:05.853Z","authors":[{"id":165,"citationId":151,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:05.858Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:05.858Z"}]},{"id":152,"text":"Je me mets avec vous _par défaut_.","year":2020,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:06.238Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:06.238Z","authors":[{"id":166,"citationId":152,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:06.243Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:06.243Z"}]},{"id":153,"text":"On n’est pas dans un théâtre !","year":2013,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:06.628Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:06.628Z","authors":[{"id":167,"citationId":153,"authorName":"S. *Carvalho*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:06.634Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:06.634Z"}]},{"id":154,"text":"Pour faire cet exercice de géométrie il faut bien regarder la figure dans les yeux.","year":2013,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:07.031Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:07.031Z","authors":[{"id":168,"citationId":154,"authorName":"S. *Carvalho*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:07.036Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:07.036Z"}]},{"id":155,"text":"QU’EST-CE QUE TU FAIS DEBOUT ?!? JE VEUX PAS SAVOIR !!!","year":2013,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:07.418Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:07.418Z","authors":[{"id":169,"citationId":155,"authorName":"S. *Carvalho*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:07.424Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:07.424Z"}]},{"id":156,"text":"Et qui êtes-vous sur cette affiche ?","year":2012,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:07.803Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:07.803Z","authors":[{"id":170,"citationId":156,"authorName":"L. *Liberman*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:07.807Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:07.807Z"}]},{"id":157,"text":"La cloche, c’est moi.","year":2013,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:08.173Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:08.173Z","authors":[{"id":171,"citationId":157,"authorName":"Y. *Lejeune*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:08.180Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:08.180Z"}]},{"id":158,"text":"Arrête de faire ta danseuse.","year":2014,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:08.567Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:08.567Z","authors":[{"id":172,"citationId":158,"authorName":"Y. *Lejeune*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:08.573Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:08.573Z"}]},{"id":159,"text":"L’univers, c’est quelque chose de très lourd. Plus lourd que l’humour de certains élèves de cette classe… Pourquoi tout le monde se tourne vers Sébastien ? C’est pas gentil.","year":2014,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:08.958Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:08.958Z","authors":[{"id":173,"citationId":159,"authorName":"Michel *Hourt*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:08.965Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:08.965Z"}]},{"id":160,"text":"Les faux contacts, c’est l’histoire de ma vie.","year":2023,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:09.342Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:09.342Z","authors":[{"id":174,"citationId":160,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:09.347Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:09.347Z"}]},{"id":161,"text":"Je déteste les lances.\n— Pourtant, la lance de Fion…\n— Mais ce n’est pas la lance qui m’intéresse !","year":2023,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:09.733Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:09.733Z","authors":[{"id":176,"citationId":161,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:09.739Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:09.739Z"},{"id":175,"citationId":161,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:09.738Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:09.738Z"}]},{"id":162,"text":"Be courageous! Be you! Be f-f- be proud of you, because you can be- do, what we want to do.","year":2015,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:10.118Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:10.118Z","authors":[{"id":177,"citationId":162,"authorName":"François *Hollande*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:10.122Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:10.122Z"}]},{"id":163,"text":"Win, the yes needs the no to win against the no.","year":2005,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:10.493Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:10.493Z","authors":[{"id":178,"citationId":163,"authorName":"Jean-Pierre *Raffarin*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:10.497Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:10.497Z"}]},{"id":164,"text":"Yabadi go go !","year":2022,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:10.877Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:10.877Z","authors":[{"id":179,"citationId":164,"authorName":"La TTT","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:10.882Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:10.882Z"}]},{"id":165,"text":"L’arrêt du cul !","year":2023,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:11.257Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:11.257Z","authors":[{"id":180,"citationId":165,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:11.262Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:11.262Z"}]},{"id":166,"text":"LA RAIE DU CUL !!!","year":2023,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:11.653Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:11.653Z","authors":[{"id":181,"citationId":166,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:11.656Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:11.656Z"}]},{"id":167,"text":"La connaice de vos propres ténèbres est la meilleure méthode pour faire face aux ténèbres des autres.","year":null,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:12.047Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:12.047Z","authors":[{"id":182,"citationId":167,"authorName":"Anonyme à Carcassonne","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:12.052Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:12.052Z"}]},{"id":168,"text":"Le premier qui perd a perdu.","year":2024,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:12.452Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:12.452Z","authors":[{"id":183,"citationId":168,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:12.460Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:12.460Z"}]},{"id":169,"text":"Je voulais clairement te la voler.\n— Pour ça, il faudrait encore que tu voles !","year":2024,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:12.858Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:12.858Z","authors":[{"id":184,"citationId":169,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:12.862Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:12.862Z"},{"id":185,"citationId":169,"authorName":"Pierre *Brand*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:12.862Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:12.862Z"}]},{"id":170,"text":"Il a la poule, il aura la femme.","year":2024,"createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:13.260Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:13.260Z","authors":[{"id":186,"citationId":170,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:13.266Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-29T20:44:13.266Z"}]},{"id":171,"text":"Merde alors !","year":2013,"createdAt":"2025-09-30T19:08:37.583Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-30T19:08:37.583Z","authors":[{"id":187,"citationId":171,"authorName":"Merde *Alors*","createdAt":"2025-09-30T19:08:37.596Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-30T19:08:37.596Z"}]},{"id":172,"text":"Tu es très… fashion, Pierre.","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-30T19:09:09.400Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-30T19:09:09.400Z","authors":[{"id":188,"citationId":172,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-09-30T19:09:09.406Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-30T19:09:09.406Z"}]},{"id":173,"text":"Attends, je vais te monter.","year":2019,"createdAt":"2025-09-30T19:09:45.110Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-30T19:09:45.110Z","authors":[{"id":189,"citationId":173,"authorName":"Pierre *Brand*","createdAt":"2025-09-30T19:09:45.118Z","updatedAt":"2025-09-30T19:09:45.118Z"}]},{"id":174,"text":"Il n'y a pas de \"Fra\" dans le \"Ponais\"","year":2025,"createdAt":"2025-10-01T19:30:05.764Z","updatedAt":"2025-10-01T19:30:05.764Z","authors":[{"id":190,"citationId":174,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-10-01T19:30:05.775Z","updatedAt":"2025-10-01T19:30:05.775Z"}]},{"id":175,"text":"Est-ce que je pourrais trouver un sticker fasciste ?","year":2025,"createdAt":"2025-10-01T19:53:52.306Z","updatedAt":"2025-10-01T19:53:52.306Z","authors":[{"id":191,"citationId":175,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-10-01T19:53:52.312Z","updatedAt":"2025-10-01T19:53:52.312Z"}]},{"id":176,"text":"Voilà, là j’ai enlevé la 4G, c’est plus qu’une questions de—","year":2025,"createdAt":"2025-10-06T20:47:37.849Z","updatedAt":"2025-10-06T20:47:37.849Z","authors":[{"id":192,"citationId":176,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-10-06T20:47:37.858Z","updatedAt":"2025-10-06T20:47:37.858Z"}]},{"id":177,"text":"Amignes, une foliotage n'est pas couvercle, cette gazonnement est particulièrement brève. La Tourbillonnement Eiffel n'en scintille pas moins glorieusement ce solarium.  Vous souhaitant un bon représailles ce whip.","year":2025,"createdAt":"2025-11-14T20:22:46.763Z","updatedAt":"2025-11-14T20:22:46.763Z","authors":[{"id":193,"citationId":177,"authorName":"A","createdAt":"2025-11-14T20:22:46.789Z","updatedAt":"2025-11-14T20:22:46.789Z"}]},{"id":179,"text":"- Il faut combattre le caca par le caca.","year":2025,"createdAt":"2025-11-25T22:42:49.387Z","updatedAt":"2025-11-25T22:42:49.387Z","authors":[{"id":196,"citationId":179,"authorName":"Colin *Vaufrey*","createdAt":"2025-11-25T22:42:49.408Z","updatedAt":"2025-11-25T22:42:49.408Z"}]},{"id":180,"text":"J'ai mes barres qui se sont rétractées.","year":2025,"createdAt":"2025-12-17T22:30:14.201Z","updatedAt":"2025-12-17T22:30:14.201Z","authors":[{"id":197,"citationId":180,"authorName":"Nathan *Pradier*","createdAt":"2025-12-17T22:30:14.225Z","updatedAt":"2025-12-17T22:30:14.225Z"}]}]